{"id":857,"date":"2011-01-28T14:47:11","date_gmt":"2011-01-28T14:47:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alcantara.pro.br\/portal\/2011\/01\/28\/teste-de-dna\/"},"modified":"2011-01-28T14:47:11","modified_gmt":"2011-01-28T14:47:11","slug":"teste-de-dna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alcantara.pro.br\/portal\/2011\/01\/28\/teste-de-dna\/","title":{"rendered":"TESTE DE DNA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> \t<span style=\"font-size: 12px\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif\">Se voc&ecirc; der risada na maioria das quest&otilde;es, &eacute; sinal que sabe muito bem do que estamos falando.<br \/> \t&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p> \t<span style=\"font-size: 12px\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif\">Responda com sinceridade!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p> \t<span style=\"font-size: 12px\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif\">01. Voc&ecirc; j&aacute; tomou Q-Suco?<br \/> \t02. Voc&ecirc; bebia Grapette?<br \/> \t03. Sua primeira bebida alco&oacute;lica foi Cuba Libre?<br \/> \t04. J&aacute; comeu goiabada casc&atilde;o?<br \/> \t05. Voc&ecirc; tomou leite que vinha em garrafa de vidro com tampinha de alum&iacute;nio?<br \/> \t06. J&aacute; tomou Cibalena?<\/span><\/span><br \/> \t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>  <!--more-->  <\/p>\n<p> \t<span style=\"font-size: 12px\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif\">07. Tomou Biot&ocirc;nico Foutoura ?<br \/> \t08. Voc&ecirc; cuidou de suas espinhas adolescentes com pomada Min&acirc;ncora?<br \/> \t09. Sua m&atilde;e usava Violeta Genciana para cuidar de seus machucados?<br \/> \t10. Seu pai usava aparelho de Gillete com l&acirc;minas remov&iacute;veis?<br \/> \t11. Sua m&atilde;e tinha secador de cabelos com touca?<br \/> \t12. Sua m&atilde;e usava Leite de Col&ocirc;nia?<br \/> \t13. Voc&ecirc; jogava bilboqu&ecirc;?<br \/> \t14. Usava tampinha de guaran&aacute; para fazer distintivo de pol&iacute;cia?<br \/> \t15. Soltava bombinha de quinhentos,em &eacute;poca de festa junina?<br \/> \t16. Voc&ecirc; andou de carrinho de rolem&atilde;?<br \/> \t17. Brincou de queimada?<br \/> \t18. Voc&ecirc; lembra quando o Ronnie Von jogava a Frananjinha de lado Meu Bem?<br \/> \t19. Voc&ecirc; assistia Perdidos no Espa&ccedil;o ?<br \/> \t20. Voc&ecirc; sabia de cor a m&uacute;sica de Bat Masterson?<br \/> \t21. Sabe quem foi Phantomas?<br \/> \t22. Quem foi Ted Boy Marino?<br \/> \t23. Voc&ecirc; assistia ao Rep&oacute;rter Esso?<br \/> \t24. Assistia ao Toppo Giggio?<br \/> \t25. Assistia Vila S&eacute;samo?<br \/> \t26. Voc&ecirc; sabe quem foi Jonhnny Weissmuller?<br \/> \t27. Assistiu ao Vigilante Rodovi&aacute;rio?<br \/> \t28. Sabe quem foi Odorico Paraguassu?<br \/> \t29. Voc&ecirc; se lembra o que era compacto simples e o que era um compacto duplo?<br \/> \t30. Voc&ecirc; j&aacute; teve um Bamba ?<br \/> \t31. Se lembra do Vulcabr&aacute;s 752?<br \/> \t32. Voc&ecirc; usava japona?<br \/> \t33. Quando estudava, os graus eram: prim&aacute;rio, admiss&atilde;o, gin&aacute;sio e cient&iacute;fico?<br \/> \t34. Voc&ecirc; chamava revista em quadrinhos de gibi?<br \/> \t35. Sua m&atilde;e tinha caderneta no armaz&eacute;m?<br \/> \t36. Usou bomba de flit ?<br \/> \t37. J&aacute; andou de Simca Chambord?<br \/> \t38. Conheceu o Aero Willys?<br \/> \t39. E o Kharman Guia? &#8211;<br \/> \t40. J&aacute; andou de Vemaguete?<br \/> \t41. J&aacute; usou gasolina azul no seu carro?<br \/> \t42. Sua m&atilde;e usava cera Parquetina?<br \/> \t43. Voc&ecirc; se lembra do sab&atilde;o em p&oacute; Rinso?<br \/> \t44. Da televis&atilde;o com seletor de canais rotativo?<br \/> \t45. Sua m&atilde;e usava bombinha de laqu&ecirc; de pl&aacute;stico?<br \/> \t46. Ela chegou a usar meia com risca atr&aacute;s?<br \/> \t47. E an&aacute;gua?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p> \t<span style=\"font-size: 12px\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif\">48. Da televis&atilde;o preto e branco?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p> \t<span style=\"font-size: 12px\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif\">49. Da gasosa de lim&atilde;o?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p> \t<span style=\"font-size: 12px\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif\">50. Do achocolatado Milo?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p> \t<span style=\"font-size: 12px\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p> \t<span style=\"font-size: 12px\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif\">Se voc&ecirc; respondeu SIM para pelo menos 30% das quest&otilde;es, est&aacute; confirmado seu DNA.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p> \t<span style=\"font-size: 12px\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif\"><strong>&#39;DNA: Data de Nascimento Avan&ccedil;ada.&#39;<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p> \t<span style=\"font-size: 12px\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p> \t<span style=\"font-size: 12px\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif\">Voc&ecirc; deve ter respondido SIM, a pelo menos 99% das perguntas, ent&atilde;o voc&ecirc; n&atilde;o tem problemas de DNA.<br \/> \tVoc&ecirc; teve o privil&eacute;gio de ter vivido tempos maravilhosos.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se voc&ecirc; der risada na maioria das quest&otilde;es, &eacute; sinal que sabe muito bem do<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-c58-divertidos"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - 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